Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Th Queen's Meme #16 ~ You Are On Your Way




Monday, December 7, 2009

Th Queen's Meme #16 ~ You Are On Your Way
Welcome to The Queen's Tuesday Meme #16Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.Always fun!Step out of the box. Be creative.Use your imagination.No one's answers are quite like yours.






This meme is called You Are On Your Way








1. You are at a party in a very bad mood. There is an obnoxious guest with a camera snapping pictures of everyone in sight. Do you allow the photographs or ask them to stop?



Does my hair and make up look good? If yes, then I would let them take pictures of me. Note to self...never go to party in a bad mood.






2. You are shopping and watch the lady beside you at the jewelry counter slip an expensive diamond ring in her purse. What do you do?


Since the sales clerk was flirting with the guy at the perfume counter, I would have to tell the security folks about it. It goes back to the fact that the sales clerk is not doing her job. One thing to remember is never and I repeat never....leave expensive jewlery with a customer. Don't make me mad by stealing.





3. You are on your way to a black tie affair and running late. You are the guest speaker at this event and everyone is waiting for you. A police officer pulls you over for speeding. Do you make up a story or tell him where you are going and try to talk your way out of the citation? Tell us your excuse.


First of all if I were the speaker an event, I would never be late. Secondly, I doubt if you could get me to speak to a large group of people. I tried it once and was scared to death. But say I was not afraid of large crowds and I was stopped by the police...well I would probably cry and confess that I was speeding before he ever opened his traffic book.








4. You are on your way downstairs on Christmas morning to see what Santa Claus left. There are no gifts under the tree. He leaves a note that reads, "You've been VERY naughty this year."What did you do??!


If you receive diamonds, then you know that you were very Naughty! But nothing! I can't think of what I could do that would stop Santa from giving me a wonderful gift. I am still thinking on this one. I will have to get back to you later. Mmmmmm.....







5. You are halfway through a first date with someone you really like. Suddenly your ex walks in and sits down at the table beside you. What do you do?

If I had an ex... I would just simply say "Hey there Big Daddy!"






6. You are on your way to meet a billionaire. She is going to give you enough money to live on for the rest of your life IF you can answer this question correctly: Which came first the chicken or the egg?


Don't you people know that you don't get anything for free? Nada...absoutly nothing for free.
Next question please?



7. You are on your way to the sun and moon and stars for an intergalactic vacation. You crash into a rainbow.What do you find in your pot of gold?


Good grief...what has happened to my Queen? Why is she asking all these strange questions?
As Jackie Gleason would say...to the moon Alice...to the moon.

Where is question number eight? Who is running this show?

12 comments:

Sandee said...

Do you have to be high to make up these questions? Just asking.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Finding Pam said...

Oh my goodness...please do not suggest that our Queen is high.

Thanks Sandee for stopping by.

Dawn Drover said...

If you receive diamonds, then you know that you were very Naughty!

Pam - that was the best answer of the day!

Thanks for the laugh!

Mimi Lenox said...

No, Sandee, you do not have to be high to make up these questions. Thanks a lot.

Mimi Lenox said...

Pam - "Hey there Big Daddy!" cracked me up.

Finding Pam said...

Dawn, I am still waiting on those diamonds! Even though I have been a very naughty girl.

Finding Pam said...

My Queen, I am to please you with my senseless humor. hehehe!

Anonymous said...

Do baseball diamonds count????

Finding Pam said...

Cooper, sure baseball diamonds count. When our sons were little we lived, ate, and slept baseball.

We had a batting cage with a pitching machine. Hubs coached an American league team.That would be more to my liking. hahaha!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I love your answer to the last question!

Nessa said...

Your answers are very funny. These questions were a bit odd.

Silly Haiku

Dr.John said...

You give such great answers. I love honest people.