Wednesday, August 27, 2008

My Top Ten

Top Ten Things I miss about being young:

1. Can't move like I use to (sex)
2. My children (of course sex at 2:00 am in the morning when they are asleep)
3. I was thin then (lots of sex) .
4. Can't do the splits (you can do what ?... mmm..more sex)
5. Ignorance was bliss (hot dirty sex)
6. Fighting (make up sex)
7. Stripping (hot sexy sex)
8. Young and dumb, and so in love (take my breath away sex)
9. Playing Monopoly (I own Park Place so pay up now or let's have hot nasty sex)
10. Flying (high altitude sex)

Remember guys at 18 you have reached your peak, while ladies you don't reach your peak until 40. Meds are not good for your man's libido. So be kind to old women bc they are not getting it as much as they need! lol...ha ha ! jk

So for all you young kids out there, do it until it falls off or you wear it out bc you never know when your last time will be the last time. Damn, if I had known that was the last time, I would have enjoyed it more!

1 comment:

The Hunky Gardener said...

Ha ha...Do it until it falls off! I love it!

Thanks for stopping by my blogs Pam!