Monday, July 20, 2009

The Queen's Meme


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The Mission Impossible Meme
Lift off


1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
Oh my! First off I never forget something that important, but per chance I forgot say my husband...oops! That is too sad that he did not get up in time when the alarm clock went off. So he misses out on this fabulous trip with moi.

However, if I forgot my dear sweet sister, then I would beg and plead for them to return. I would pull out my new Blible and quote to them verse by verse that it is unkind to not return to Earth to get her.


2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?

First off, I would have to PRETEND that I was a teacher again (been there) I get a lot of practice when I go to see my grandkids. Believe me they are like wild monkeys. If I can handle them and not pull all my hair out, then a few delinquent kids would be a breeze. I could bribe them with money. That works really well for my grands. Ha! DON'T MESS WITH ME...


3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?How would you handle it?


No, I would not tell them anything, but I would leave some juicy anoymous comments! Besides I am so sweet how could anyone say anything about me?



4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
If I was down to my last dollar I would save it just in case I had an emergency and needed to make a call from jail. A gal never knows. The cost of a call has gone up.
In my youth, my grandmother always made me place a quarter in my shoe just in case I needed to phone home. You don't even want to know where I had to put my paper money the first time I traveled to Europe. She pinned inside my bra. LOL!




5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

Ha,Ha,Ha....Haaaaaahhhhhh! That is really funny because I don't like to cook. I would call my best friend that is a caterer and ask her to bring the food. Of course I would clean my home and prepare cocktails. Maybe hors d'ourves? But I draw the line at cooking. Thank goodness for friends. I would do a beautiful floral design for the dining room because I like to do that.



6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?



Someone is in really big trouble because I don't like anyone messing with my shoes. I adore shoes. What were they thinking? I would draw the line right then and there. Out you terrible people, out of my closet...NOW! I would beg my Queen to ban them to the dungeon in shakels. Now be off with you. Go away and never come back!


7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

I like # 2 because if I were in perfect health for a lifetime, then it only makes sense that # 1 and 3 would follow. I am not into hedonism. Thank you very much.















This is your mission should you choose to accept it. And remember, don't end up in the dungeon.


















How To Stay Out Of The Dungeon
Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.
If I were you, I'd do the meme.

8 comments:

Mimi Lenox said...

Remind me never EVER to mess with your shoes!
Ha ha!

Thom said...

LOL...I love your answers to 4 and 5. Excellent my friend :)

Akelamalu said...

Oh great answers Pam - I really enjoyed that! :)

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

"Besides I am so sweet how could anyone say anything about me?"

You crack me up! This is soooo true about you!

Your answers are hysterical :)

Finding Pam said...

Mimi, you know shoes are very important!

Thom, didn't your mother make you keep a quarter just in case?

Akelamula, thank you for the comment. Did you play?

Dawn, you actually believed that line? I did put in a word with the Queen about your release. I know Thom must be getting a little testy by now.

Sandee said...

Hi Pam. I've not visited in a bit and wanted to say hello.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Cherie/ Butterfly Dreamer said...

You are so blessed to have such a sweet sister to love.

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